| Sheldon: | I promised Penny. |
| Leonard: | Promised Penny what? |
| Sheldon: | I wouldn't tell you the secret. (pause) Shhhhh!!!! |
| Leonard: | What secret? Tell me the secret. |
| Sheldon: | Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell dad. |
| Leonard: | Not that secret, the other secret. |
| Sheldon: | I'M BATMAN!!!! SHHHH!!! |
